UnJust Desserts
I find it malicious that all things delicious
must add a few pounds to my hips
It just isn't fair that I'm filled with despair
each time chocolate passes my lips
If justice prevailed then my sister'd get nailed
for her cheesecake and pie ala mode
but the bitch stays so lean that it's making me green
and I pray for the day she'll explode
"just kidding Nancy"
On the Air with Benjamin Bear
14 years ago
Oh, so true! Love your sense of humor, Suzy Plastic. Now, if laughter just took off the extra pounds, we'd be all set.
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